Now that you've finished your evil post-graduate degree, it's time to find your first evil home.
Don't look for an island volcano; the hot weather will make you woozy. Antarctic mountain base was so 90s, and a doom-dungeon under your family's mansion is because your Mom would keep coming down to check on you.
Instead, why not explore the beauty of California for your base of evil operations! The Jamesburg Earth Station in Carmel Valley, Calif. is available for sale now!
Inside this wonderful late-1960s compound you'll have the wherewithal to bounce signals off the moon, and have enough room to conduct evil experiments and survive the nuclear disaster you might create.
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The compound was built to receive and re-broadcast signals from the Apollo 11 moon mission in 1969. The station's main feature is a 98-foot (30-meter) tall satellite dish that has bounced signals off the moon in the last decade, but also includes a 20,000-square-foot building, basketball court, three-bedroom house, helicopter landing pad, two wells from which to draw water and a barn to store your Schwinn.