You don't get off the couch to change the channel, why should you get off the couch to open your beer? The first universal remote that is truly universal, the Clicker, can help you with that.
Not only can it control up to 8 digital devices from its list of over 800 factory presets, the Clicker can also pop the top off of any type of bottle-brown, green or clear-with its convenient, heavy-duty opener built into the side. Now if it could only control a beer-fetching robot we'd never have to get up.
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