I jest, but this weapon is no joke. Imagine slipping your hand, wrist and forearm into a device reminiscent of Nintendo's old Power Glove only less glove-y and more rap-trap-y.
Once it's nice and snug around your forearm, you now have multiple advantages to choose from as you take down the bad guys, even if they're just a bunch of non-violent college kids protesting tuition hikes.
The real question is, how are you going to do it? With so many choices, what non-lethal weapon are you going to use? The spray nozzle offers a dependable, reliable mist of pepper spray or mace, giving you the precision control you need as you aim for the eyes.
Or how about firing a few of those rubber bullets from the munitions barrel? That'll teach 'em to enact their freedom to assemble. No, wait, I got it. The knock-out, one-two punch of the blinding light dazzler followed up by a few thousand volts of electricty compliments of the taser. That's gotta be the way to go. After being blinded by the light dazzler, trust me, those protesting activists will never see those taser prongs a comin'.