Earth & Conservation

Anyone Who Celebrates Boxing Day Sucks

Boxing Day is a fake, boring, selfish holiday that is celebrated by jerks, buttholes and butthole jerks. I would rather be shot in the back of the head than celebrate Boxing Day. Oh....wait.

George Washington really wasn't that great. There I said it. Join me, President Abraham Lincoln as I share my opinion on why our nation's first president was also our nation's first jerk.

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