A simple video from the folks at Buzzfeed illustrates a simple truth in pet ownership: why cats are better than dogs.

Expertly narrated and written, likely by a cat — or its owner — this video will educate those most work-a-day of pet owners and their passing stakeholders: the dog.

Likely, the cat was overseeing the production and distribution of this masterpiece and had secured the rights to creative control long before any contract was finalized.

Cunning is the cat.

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