Tired of paying too much for a drink at concerts, games, or that upscale bar? Now you can bring your own without having to stuff a bottle in your pants – ditch that cold hard flask and drink from your drawers instead with the Freedom Flask.

Tired of paying too much for a drink at concerts, games, or that upscale bar? Now you can bring your own without having to stuff a bottle in your pants – ditch that cold hard flask and drink from your drawers instead with the Freedom Flask.

The Freedom Flask turns your crotch into a beverage dispenser in just a few moments. Just fill the pouch with your favorite drink, strap the belt around your waist, tuck the Freedom Flask inside your pants, and you’re all ready to imbibe on the sly. The dispenser nozzle lines up with your zipper, so all you have to do is make like you’re taking a leak into your cup, and you can fill up your cup with some high-octane fluids!

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“Go ahead and pour out half of that soft drink you purchased at the concession stand – just be sure to save that precious ice – then let Freedom Flask® top you off with some of Tennessee or Kentucky’s finest. If you think it may be awkward pouring a drink from your fly – it’s not. What’s awkward is being the guy who gets his flask taken by security.” – Freedom Flask