Royal Poop Plot Prevented: A known

anti-royalist's plans to throw horse manure at Prince Charles and his wife Camilla were foiled by police

in Aukland, New Zealand, reports

Castislav “Sam” Bacanov, 76, pleaded not guilty after being

arrested for planning a crime in a public place, even though he freely admitted that he would have followed through

if he hadn't been told to stay at least 1,640 feet (500 meters) from the royal couple.

"I make it liquid

– like porridge," he told reporters, according to "I would have done it."