A spry Pomeranian named Jiff has been named the fastest dog on two legs, in two categories, by Guinness World Records.

Jiff now holds the fastest time for a dog traversing 10 meters on its hind legs, and for covering 5 meters on its front paws. He ran the front-pawed 5 meters (16.4 feet) in 7.76 seconds and the hind-legged 10 meters (32.8 feet) in 6.56 seconds.

The nimble pup will be featured in the 60th edition of the Guinness World Record book, due on September 10.

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Jiff does all of his training out of his home in Los Angeles, where he keeps himself sharp by doing the hind- and front-leg-running thing every day. His owners are unknown to the public and wish to keep it that way.

And, oh, by the way, Jiff can also ride a skateboard, shake hands, stamp out his "autograph" and bow.

As would be expected, Jiff is already an Internet celebrity, with his own thriving Facebook presence -- to the tune of more than 1 million "Likes" -- and strong followings on the social-media triumvirate of Twitter, Instagram and Youtube. He's even appeared in a few television ads and a video by singer Katy Perry.

Jiff gives hope to any person or pet who has ever stood on their hands and thought, "What if I run over there, really fast?"