Pass the Salt Made from Tears, Please
Image: Hoxton Street Monster Supplies
When you’re next in the kitchen, instead of reaching for the kosher salt (sorry Alton Brown), try adding a dash of Salt Made from Tears.
It’s exactly as it sounds. Hoxton Street Monster Supplies has a line of salts made from tears of anger, of laughter, of sorrow, from chopping onions and while sneezing (ew).
Who would want to season their omelette with someone else’s sorrow? Plenty. Hoxton has been sold out of its collection and there’s a backorder of three weeks.